Monday, July 03, 2006

Homeland Security's newest weapon against terrorism


Nothing says patriotism like a 20-foot eagle on the 4th of July though this one looks a bit menacing. Take that al Qaeda!

And, on a lighter note:

Man wakes up with light bulb in his anus. You heard that right, don't make me repeat it! Jeeze, sometimes I break them while bringing them home from the store. Little did I know you were supposed to carry them that way. Where can I buy candles?

1 comment:

  1. "oh yeah, i tripped and fell and this light bulb got stuck up my ass."

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