Wish I'd said that

It's not a lie, it's a gift for fiction.

Wish I'd said that

On Twitter there is something going on about how to create your Porn Name with the suggestion of your pet's name and the name of the street you grew up on. Mine is rather tame, Sassy Fairbanks. So I'm reading some of these Twits and someone changes the rules: your SS# and mother's maiden name, please. Too funny.

Editor note: I just realized lil bird's would be Armstrong Downing. Unfortunately I realized it while drinking my tea. I must go wipe-up my desk.

I do have lemons

Wish I'd said that:

When life hands you lemons, ask for tequila and salt and call me over.

Pull your head out, sir

Hindsight is looking back out through your keister.